#!/bin/sh
. /lib/lsb/init-functions
case "$1" in
start)
log_failure_msg "You already started..."
;;
stop)
log_failure_msg "You can't stop until a certain day..."
;;
restart)
log_failure_msg "No. You can't..."
;;
reload|force-reload)
log_failure_msg "There are no files to reload..."
;;
*)
log_failure_msg "You are loser..."
;;
esac